absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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