How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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