went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
You pole danced in your parka.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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