Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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