So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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