seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
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SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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