ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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