It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
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sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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