people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
either way he was missing a nipple.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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