I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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