it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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