who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
