I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
