I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
All I want is dick and wine.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Randomize
