pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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