We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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