weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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