i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Randomize
