i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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