I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
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Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
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We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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