You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
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Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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