I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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