super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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