let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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