i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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