I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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