Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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