If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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