You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
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come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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