That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
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