its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't turn off my feet"
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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