Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
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Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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