And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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