Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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