I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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