I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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