If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
