Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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