would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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