Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
