We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
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Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
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I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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