my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
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batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
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well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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