Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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