Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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