Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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