well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Randomize
