How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
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Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I am available for nakedness
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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