He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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