the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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