My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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