please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
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