she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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