escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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