i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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