i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
