can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Randomize