Mattress luging...It's a long story.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
BRING THE BAGELS
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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