So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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