i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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