please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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