This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
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Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
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At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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