I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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